What is going on and why?
Usual rules, email me with your suggestions and I’ll publish those that I think are worth anyone’s time reading - forget democracy!
Starter for 10:
1. “First time I’ve had two birdies on one round”.
2. “Say, aren’t you a bit old for all this?”. “Bloody cheek, I’m 60 years younger than him”.
3. “Careful, he might have a stroke”. “Too late, his left hand is having one now!”
4. “I lied about my age.....I told them I was 90”.